Local wildlife in British Columbia has finally reached a new level of sophistication. Move over gentlemen, we have a culprit for a brand new heist – a genuine bear. Who would have thought that Smokey and Winnie the Pooh, the more known bears, would soon be joined by a notorious delinquent.
The robbery, which took place at a gas station in British Columbia, is said to have left the staff horrified. Their hard-earned gummies were snatched right under their noses. Their precious collection of sugar-coated bears and jelly-filled worms vanished, and all they could do was watch as their inventory was raided. What a tragedy.
The gas station staff reported that most of the gummies were left untouched by their fuzzy thief, however, the bear made a b-line for the colourful gummy bears. The staff was left exasperated and unsure if they should laugh or cry in this horrendous situation.
Some customers and local residents have begun to wonder if the bear is an addict and if there is a secret club of bear snack connoisseurs living amongst them. The staff, however, seem to have taken offense to this theory and don’t seem to share the public’s sense of humour. They have installed new, top-of-the-line security cameras to ensure that another heist like this will never occur again.
It remains yet to be seen the depth of the bear’s sweet-tooth. But it is speculated that he may have felt slighted by the lack of honey options that were available to him and resorted to theft, as any bear would.
The bear’s skill at pulliing this job off has left the authorities baffled, as they question the motives of the bear. The wildlife foundation has not yet released any comments stating if the bear was truly involved with a bear’s mafia, or if he acted alone. The bear is currently at large, and local residents are warned to keep a low-profile to avoid any altercations with the criminal.
The gas station has since then gone under lockdown, with more security measures and increased staff training to ensure the safety of their treats. The staff expresses hope that this heist doesn’t inspire any more criminal activity, and that other local wildlife would soon remember that their snacks should come from someplace other than the shelves of a gas station.
As this story continues to unfold, we would like to remind everyone to keep their snacks safe and secure. Never leave them unattended, as you never know who might raid your secret stash. And if you do have any information regarding the bear, please let authorities know so that they can apprehend the suspect and put this case to rest.
