Australian Teenager Breaks World Record in Rubik’s Cube Speed Solving While Blindfolded
In a mind-boggling feat of dedication and boredom, a 14-year-old Australian speedcuber has shattered the world record for completing a Rubik’s cube while blindfolded. The teenager, who shall remain nameless for privacy reasons (or because we couldn’t be bothered to ask), completed the 3-by-3-by-3 cube in a record-smashing 12.1 seconds. We’re sure his parents are very proud.
The astonishing achievement was made all the more impressive by the fact that the cube was completely scrambled, meaning it couldn’t be solved by brute force or sheer luck. Nope, this record-breaking performance was all down to skill, concentration and an unhealthy obsession with tiny, multi-colored cubes.
Speaking after the event, the young speedcuber said he was thrilled to have broken the record, but admitted he had been practicing non-stop for weeks and had missed out on countless hours of Netflix and snacks. He also revealed that he had been blindfolded during the entire attempt, relying solely on his sense of touch to complete the cube.
While some might argue that this kind of activity is a waste of time for a teenager who should be out enjoying life and making friends, we prefer to think of it as a shining example of how to achieve greatness through single-mindedness and a disregard for social skills. After all, who needs human interaction or fresh air when you can spend every waking moment obsessing over a tiny cube?
The previous record for blindfolded Rubik’s cube solving was held by a competitor from China, who completed the puzzle in 15.84 seconds back in 2015. We can only imagine the sense of crushing disappointment he must be feeling now that his record has been beaten by a 14-year-old who probably hasn’t even hit puberty yet.
So what’s next for this intrepid teenager and his Rubik’s cube obsession? It’s hard to say, but we’re willing to bet he’ll be attempting some even more ludicrous feat in the near future. Perhaps solving a cube with his feet, or while clinging upside down to a cliff face. Or, heaven forbid, while attempting small talk with a member of the opposite sex.
Either way, we wish him all the best and look forward to hearing about his future triumphs. Who knows, one day he might even become a household name, like that guy who holds the world record for eating the most hot dogs in a minute. Now there’s a life goal to aspire to.
