Sunshine State Takes Another Step Down Treacherous Path: Bear Sighted on Sailboat in Florida Harbor
In the latest episode of “Wild Animals take Over Florida”, a black bear was spotted casually strolling on a sailboat in a St. Augustine Harbor. Residents and onlookers ardently waited for the animal control personnel to take the matter in their hands and remove the trespasser from the boat.
Who would have thought that bears would be the latest group of animals to join the vacationers of Florida? One must give credit where credit is due, the Sunshine State sure knows how to attract the wildest guests. With alligators in swimming pools, pythons in the everglades, and now black bears on boats, Florida has become the go-to vacation destination for these wild animals.
In scenes that would make any tourist blush with excitement, the bear can be seen walking around the deck of the sailboat with ease. It seems the bear was enjoying a leisurely stroll around the boats, taking in the sights and sounds of the harbor. The owners of the sailboat were not immediately available for comment but it’s safe to say that they probably won’t let the bear steer their vessel anytime soon.
Local residents have expressed their concern for the safety of their families and pets given the bear’s increased presence in the area. They understand that they have to share their state with the wild animals, but this is getting ridiculous. Is Florida becoming a Noah’s ark where every animal is welcome, no matter how dangerous?
Perhaps the bear had heard about the “incredible” sunshine and pristine beaches that this state has to offer. Who needs the forest when you can experience the joys of a tourist hot spot as a black bear? The bear clearly knows something the humans do not: Florida is the place to be in 2021.
The Florida Wildlife Commission has not yet released a statement regarding the bear’s sudden appearance, but one can only wonder if they might be considering the bear as a Florida resident. Maybe the officials are opening a pathway for other welcoming species like lions, tigers, and bears? *Oh my!*
As the bear made its exit from the sailboat, the audience cheered for its safe passage home, completely ignoring the growing field of landmine-sized poops left behind on the deck of the boat. The lucky sailors who zoomed in to capture this rare moment were too busy posting the images and videos of the bear on social media to note the environmental damage left behind. Florida wildlife officials kindly remind us that feeding and attracting bears can often lead to further conflicts with humans.
In conclusion, one has to admire the audacity of the bear. When life gives you lemons, find a sailboat and set sail in Florida. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next viral sensation? Florida, please keep your doors open to all creatures great and small.
