Month: October 2024
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August 24th has been dubbed America’s “worst day” for sick leave absences, according to a new study
August 24th has been dubbed America’s “worst day” for sick leave absences, according to a new study. The study, conducted by the National Institute of […]
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BREAKING NEWS: “Miracle” Message in a Bottle from Ireland Washes Up in New Jersey In a stunning turn of events, a message in a bottle from Ireland has made its way to the shores of New Jersey
BREAKING NEWS: “Miracle” Message in a Bottle from Ireland Washes Up in New Jersey In a stunning turn of events, a message in a bottle […]
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Local man John Smith was in for a surprise when he learned that a simple mistake by a convenience store clerk has added over half a million dollars to his bank account
Local man John Smith was in for a surprise when he learned that a simple mistake by a convenience store clerk has added over half […]
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Headline: Workers make groundbreaking discovery: Digging shortcut through Great Wall lands them in jail In a shocking turn of events, two workers have been arrested for committing the unspeakable crime of digging a shortcut through the Great Wall of China
Headline: Workers make groundbreaking discovery: Digging shortcut through Great Wall lands them in jail In a shocking turn of events, two workers have been arrested […]
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“Airbnb offers once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to stay in cozy swamp home!” That’s right folks, gather around for the opportunity to spend your weekend in the Scottish swamps
“Airbnb offers once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to stay in cozy swamp home!” That’s right folks, gather around for the opportunity to spend your weekend in the Scottish […]
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Circus Performer Breaks Two Guinness World Records with Ease In a stunning display of athleticism and precision, a seasoned circus performer shattered not one, but two Guinness World Records with her trusty hula-hoops
Circus Performer Breaks Two Guinness World Records with Ease In a stunning display of athleticism and precision, a seasoned circus performer shattered not one, but […]
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Local Man Miraculously Wins $50,000 Lottery Prize with Significantly Clever Strategy In what can only be called a pure stroke of genius, a Maryland man has managed to triumphantly win the lottery’s Pick 5 contest by utilizing his old, forgotten street address
Local Man Miraculously Wins $50,000 Lottery Prize with Significantly Clever Strategy In what can only be called a pure stroke of genius, a Maryland man […]
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“Ursine Uninvited Guest: Bear Crashes Picnic in Latest Attempt to Get More Instagram Followers” In a shocking instance of a furry beast disrupting the peace, a picnic in Mexico was interrupted by a bold bear
“Ursine Uninvited Guest: Bear Crashes Picnic in Latest Attempt to Get More Instagram Followers” In a shocking instance of a furry beast disrupting the peace, […]
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Police in Missouri were in for a wild surprise when they responded to a report of an exotic animal on the loose
Police in Missouri were in for a wild surprise when they responded to a report of an exotic animal on the loose. Residents in the […]
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Local man Bob Johnson had the most fortuitous start to his day last Tuesday when he decided to stop for a drink before heading into his dead-end job at the local hardware store
Local man Bob Johnson had the most fortuitous start to his day last Tuesday when he decided to stop for a drink before heading into […]