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Fat Bears Face Slim Pickings as Shutdown Looms
Alaska’s annual celebration of massive mammals may be collateral damage in the latest political showdown. With the deadline for a federal spending bill fast approaching, the fate of the government-funded Fat Bear Week hangs in the balance. While the event may not be essential for public safety or national security, it has gained a devoted following among online viewers who enjoy watching the playful, plump beasts compete for the title of the fattest bear at Katmai National Park and Preserve.
However, the looming shutdown threatens to claw its way into the festivities. If Congress and the White House cannot agree on a budget or a stopgap funding measure by Friday, October 1, many federal agencies and services will cease their work until further notice, including the ones that enable Fat Bear Week to happen. According to the park’s website, “During the government shutdown, the park will remain open, but some facilities and services will be closed or limited.”
Some of those facilities and services include the webcams that broadcast the live action of the bears chowing down on salmon, the rangers who monitor the bears’ behavior and protect the visitors, and the social media team that posts the photos and updates for the virtual audience. Without those components, Fat Bear Week would be less fun, less informative, and less interactive.
There are other implications of a shutdown for Alaska and the rest of the country, of course. Many federal employees would be furloughed or forced to work without pay, causing financial hardship and uncertainty. Some national parks and museums would close or reduce their hours, disrupting tourism and local economies. Some benefits and services, such as passport processing and gun permits, would be delayed or suspended. Some scientific research and environmental monitoring would be hampered, potentially affecting wildlife conservation and public health. Some federal contractors would lose business, potentially hurting small businesses and regional suppliers.
But what really matters here, of course, is the Fat Bears. How can anyone enjoy autumn without seeing these magnificent creatures stuffing themselves with salmon and shaking their bellies in satisfaction? How can anyone survive a long winter without the memories and memes of Fat Bear Week to sustain their spirits? How can anyone hope for a brighter future without the common ground and camaraderie that Fat Bear Week embodies?
Maybe Congress and the White House should forget about the debt ceiling, climate change, and immigration reform, and focus on what really matters: funding Fat Bear Week. After all, if we can’t agree that fat bears are awesome, what hope do we have for anything else? Maybe the bears can teach us a lesson in bipartisan cooperation, as they share the river and the fish without prejudice or partisanship.
Or maybe we should just give up on politics altogether and become full-time bear watchers. Who needs a government when you have fat bears to admire? Who needs a society when you have social media to connect with fellow bear enthusiasts? Who needs a purpose when you have a live stream of bears being bears?
In the end, maybe Fat Bear Week is not just a fun diversion or a welcome respite from the news cycle. Maybe it’s a reminder that we are all mammals, trying to survive and thrive in a complex and interconnected world. Maybe it’s a reminder that we need each other, and that we need nature, and that we need humor, and that we need compassion. Maybe it’s a reminder that fat bears are worth fighting for, even if it means enduring some political drama. Maybe it’s a reminder that we can still find joy in the midst of chaos, and that we can still make a difference, one bear at a time.
