Kiev – In an impressive feat of strength and endurance, Ukrainian strongman Oleksandr Puchkov has set not one, but two world records by pulling cars with his teeth. Puchkov, who is no stranger to feats of strength, managed to pull a total of five vehicles measuring 20 tonnes in weight a distance of 14 meters, simply by clamping down on a metal bar attached to the front bumper with his pearly whites.
Crowds of onlookers cheered as the bulging bicep-ed Puchkov showcased his superhuman strength during the hotly anticipated event, which was held in a parking lot and sponsored by a Ukrainian automobile dealership. Supporters had come from far and wide to watch the spectacle, with some even bringing their own cameras to capture the moment.
“The amazing strength of Oleksandr is truly something to behold,” beamed one spectator who had traveled from a neighboring town to watch the action. “I’ve never seen anything like it!”
Despite the extreme nature of the event and the risks to his health, Puchkov remained undeterred. “I have been training for this moment for months and I knew that I had the strength and determination to achieve these records,” he said. “It was an honor to represent Ukraine and show the world what we are capable of.”
Of course, not everyone was as impressed with Puchkov’s feats. Some have criticized the event as little more than a publicity stunt, with some even expressing concern about the long-term impact on his dental health.
“Frankly, I find this kind of thing to be a little barbaric,” said one detractor. “I mean, who in their right mind would risk damaging their teeth like this? It’s just not worth it.”
Despite such objections, however, Puchkov remains a hero to many Ukrainians, who see his amazing feats of strength as a symbol of national pride and resilience in the face of adversity. And who knows – perhaps his next challenge will involve something even more awe-inspiring, like lifting a truck with his nose or juggling flaming chainsaws while doing a headstand.
For now, though, Oleksandr Puchkov can bask in the glory of his success and revel in the knowledge that he has secured his place in the annals of Ukrainian history as a true champion of strength. And if anyone ever needs a car pulled with their teeth, they’ll know exactly who to call.