Jersey Shore Business Owner Pays Tribute to Clueless Beach Drivers with Calendar
A local business owner in New Jersey has found a new way to cash in on the cluelessness of out-of-towners who venture onto the beach in their vehicles. The owner, who regularly takes photos of stranded cars stuck in the sand, has decided to pay tribute to these blundering drivers by creating a calendar dedicated to their misfortune.
The idea comes after years of watching beach-goers repeatedly make the same mistake. Despite clear warning signs and the fact that, you know, it’s a beach, drivers continue to venture onto the sand, only to get hopelessly stuck in the soft and unforgiving terrain.
In an effort to document the stupidity of these beach-goers, the business owner has taken countless photos of the vast array of vehicles that have fallen victim to the sand’s grasp. From monster trucks to minivans, no car is safe from the sandy beach’s clutches.
Now, with the release of the “Clueless at the Jersey Shore” calendar, these drivers (and their equally foolish passengers) will be immortalized in all their beach-blundering glory. Each month features a new photo of a stranded car, with witty captions poking fun at the drivers.
The owner hopes that the calendar will not only serve as a humorous reminder of the dangers of driving on the beach but also as a warning to others who may be foolish enough to attempt it.
“The amount of people we see getting stuck on the beach is unreal,” the owner said. “I hope this calendar will serve as a reminder that the sand is not the place for vehicles. It’s a place for sunbathing, picnics, and building sandcastles.”
While the calendar may be a fun and quirky way to document the idiocy of beach drivers, it also serves as a stark reminder of the dangers of ignoring warning signs.
Driving on the beach is not only dangerous but also illegal in many areas. Vehicles that venture onto the sand not only put themselves at risk but also the safety of other beach-goers. In addition, getting stuck in the sand can cause serious damage to a car’s engine and transmission.
Despite this, the allure of driving on the beach continues to draw in drivers looking for a unique and adventurous experience. But as the “Clueless at the Jersey Shore” calendar illustrates, the consequences of doing so can be both humiliating and expensive.
So, if you’re planning a trip to the beach this summer, remember: leave the car in the parking lot and keep the sand where it belongs – between your toes.
