Headline: Sheep Accidentally Become the Biggest Stoners in Town After Devouring 600 Pounds of Marijuana Plants
In an incident that can only be described as a “woolly” surprise, a group of sheep accidentally wandered into a greenhouse in Colorado and ended up devouring over 600 pounds of high-quality marijuana plants. Yes, you read that right – the innocent-looking sheep have now become the biggest stoners in town, much to the shock and amusement of law enforcement and cannabis enthusiasts alike.
According to the greenhouse owner, who wished to remain anonymous (for obvious reasons), this was a complete accident. “We had inadvertently left the door open, and these pesky little sheep decided to take matters into their own hands, or should I say, mouths.” Apparently, the sheep made quick work of the entire crop – munching on everything from the leaves to the buds. It wasn’t until the next morning that the owner discovered the bizarre scene of a bunch of sedated sheep lying around the greenhouse in a cannabis stupor.
The local police were called in, but they couldn’t help but giggle at the sight before them. “I guess you could say it was a classic case of sheepish behavior,” said one officer, stifling a laugh. “But in all seriousness, we had to take action to prevent any harm from coming to the sheep themselves. We had to wait for them to come down from their high, which took longer than we expected.”
The sheep were reportedly “out of it” for several days after the incident, but thankfully, there were no long-term effects. In fact, some are even speculating that the sheep may have enjoyed their brush with cannabis. “Who knows? Maybe they’ll come back for more,” joked the greenhouse owner.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, news of the incident has spread like wildfire on social media, with many netizens finding it hysterically funny. “I guess you could say these sheep were really getting their grass-fed diet,” quipped one user. Another wrote, “These sheep must be living their best lives right now. They don’t have to worry about anything – they’re already on cloud nine!”
However, there are also some concerns over the security of cannabis farms in the area. “If a bunch of sheep can break in and eat an entire crop, what’s stopping a group of humans from doing the same thing?” asked one worried resident. “This just goes to show that we really need to tighten the security around these places.”
In any case, the incident has definitely given new meaning to the phrase “getting stoned.” And with cannabis becoming legal in more and more states across the country, who knows what other animal adventures we can expect in the future. Perhaps we’ll soon be hearing about high cows, baked bears, or even toasted turtles. One thing’s for sure – this is one sheepish story that won’t be forgotten anytime soon.
