Flock of Sheep Cause High Demand for Greek Medical Marijuana
In a shocking and totally unexpected turn of events, a group of sheep have made their way into a greenhouse in Greece and consumed over 600 pounds of marijuana plants meant for medical use. This unfortunate situation has resulted in a high demand for medical marijuana in Greece as patients wait for a new batch to be produced.
The sheep in question were apparently feeling quite peckish when they stumbled across the greenhouse. Showing absolutely no restraint, they went for it, munching their way through hundreds of plants. And who can really blame them? It’s not like there was any “sheep-proof” barrier in place, was there?
The greenhouse owners have expressed their dismay at the incident, but let’s be honest – this might have been a bigger PR for them than any billboard could have ever provided. After all, marijuana consumption is becoming more mainstream in many parts of the world, and this incident has certainly shed quite a bit of light on the topic in Greece. Who knew sheep could inadvertently become advocates for marijuana-fuelled medical treatment?
The aftermath of this incident was quite chaotic, with Greek law enforcement being called to ensure the sheep were safe and not suffering from any side-effects of their culinary exploits. It is also rumoured that a team of veterinarians were secretly brought in to monitor the sheep, as we all know firsthand how fickle the European Union can be when it comes to the well-being of animals.
As news of this incident began to spread, Greek citizens reportedly started lining up outside dispensaries in anticipation of a new batch of medical marijuana. I mean, it’s not like they had anything better to do on a Thursday afternoon in July, right?
It’s been reported that some of these same citizens have even started grazing themselves in an attempt to, well, recreate the experience the sheep have had. We would like to remind our readers that this is not advisable, and that medical marijuana should only be consumed under the supervision of a medical professional.
The incident has also sparked several conspiracy theories within Greece. Some believe that the sheep were brought in by an unknown party in an attempt to manipulate the medical marijuana market. Others believe that the sheep were on some sort of secret mission for a rival pharmaceutical company. Let’s hope that the sheep themselves don’t all of a sudden become celebrities in their own right, because we can’t handle that level of absurdity.
In conclusion, we can only hope that the Greek government and regulatory authorities take this incident seriously and take the necessary steps to ensure that medical marijuana plants are better protected in the future. And if that means having to hire extra security guards in the form of fierce and indestructible guard dogs, then so be it. We need to ensure that what happened to those poor medical marijuana plants never happens again.
