BEAR ENTERS A WOMAN’S HOUSE AND BREAKS THE RECORD FOR BEING THE MOST POLITE UNINVITED GUEST
A woman in California has recently experienced an unprecedented incident that we are sure will leave her with a great story to tell her grandchildren. As she arrived home on Wednesday, she was probably not expecting to encounter a furry guest in her house. And yet, that is exactly what happened, as a bear had decided to barge in and raid her refrigerator.
Some might think of this as an invasion of privacy, but we prefer to see it as a bold move from a creative animal, tired of the same old hunting and scavenging techniques. The bear showed a level of organization and sophistication that is rare to see in the animal kingdom. Instead of simply rummaging through the kitchen and leaving a trail of destruction, the bear only targeted the refrigerator, and cleaned up after itself. We can only hope that some of our human guests will learn from this and start showing the same level of respect for our homes.
Of course, the woman whose house was broken into was understandably shaken by the experience. She was quoted as saying: “I immediately slammed that shut and ran out the front door.” We can only assume that the bear’s etiquette and sense of courtesy prevented it from chasing her out of the house in an attempt to make a new friend.
It is difficult not to be impressed by the bear’s actions. Imagine if all burglars were as considerate as this bear. We would not need security systems or police officers anymore, just a well-stocked fridge and a friendly reminder to close the door when they are done.
We also appreciate the fact that the bear provided some much-needed diversity to the news cycle. Lately, all we hear about is the continuing political turmoil, the coronavirus pandemic, and the ongoing social justice movements. It is refreshing to see a news story that is not only lighthearted but also shows that animals can be more skilled and cultured than some humans.
In conclusion, we would like to commend the bear for its ingenuity and manners. We hope that one day it starts a cooking channel or publishes its own cookbook, sharing its recipes and tips for mastering the art of fridge-raiding. As for the woman whose home was broken into, we believe that she is lucky to have had such an honorable intruder. Not everyone can say that they had a bear fridge-raider in their house.
