Michigan State Police: Outhouse Toilets, the Latest Trend in Apple Watch Retrieval
In a bizarre twist of modern technology, a woman became trapped inside an outhouse toilet while trying to retrieve her Apple Watch. The Michigan State Police were called to the scene in Otsego County after the woman found herself in an extremely compromising situation.
According to witnesses, the woman had dropped her beloved Apple Watch into the depths of the smelly pit, and in a moment of heroism or desperation, decided to climb in and retrieve it. Unfortunately for her, the hole was deeper than she anticipated and she became stuck, unable to free herself.
“It’s crazy, like, who even wears an Apple Watch anymore?” questioned a witness at the scene. “But seriously, this lady was like waist-deep in poop water. It was disgusting.”
The response team from the Michigan State Police swiftly arrived and assessed the situation. After questioning the trapped woman on the depths of her love for her Apple Watch, they eventually managed to free her from the toilet.
“I mean, we’ve seen some crazy things in our line of work, but this was definitely one of the most ridiculous,” stated a Michigan State Police officer. “It’s amazing the lengths people will go to just to stay connected to their technology.”
However, this incident has sparked a new trend among Apple Watch users everywhere: the Outhouse Toilet Retrieval Method. Sales of outhouses have increased exponentially as Apple Watch aficionados look for creative ways to enhance their accessory – and, let’s be real, show it off.
We spoke to a few Apple Watch enthusiasts about the trend and the concept of retrieving their beloved watches from the depths of an outhouse. “It’s not just about owning an Apple Watch, it’s about being willing to get your hands – or in this case your whole body – dirty for it,” stated one enthusiast. “If you haven’t had to fish for your watch in a murky cesspool, what have you even done with your life?”
Apple itself has yet to comment on the incident, but rumors are already circulating about the possibility of a new, outhouse-friendly Apple Watch model in the works. “We wouldn’t be surprised if Apple decided to capitalize on this trend,” commented a tech analyst, “and honestly, we can’t wait to see the new design.”
In conclusion, the Outhouse Toilet Retrieval Method may not be the most pleasant way to retrieve your Apple Watch, but it’s definitely the trendiest. Who knows? Maybe next time, we’ll see someone climb into a sewer to retrieve their AirPods. Only time will tell.
