Arizona Man Finds Overly-Friendly Rattlesnakes in Garage, Calls “Reptile Wrangler” for Help
In a dramatic display of courage, an Arizona man recently discovered not one, not two, but 20 rattlesnakes in his garage. Shocked and horrified by the thought of venomous snakes lurking in his private space, he did what any sane person would do – he called in a professional.
Enter the “reptile wrangler”, a man with nerves of steel and a love for all things scaly. Armed with nothing more than a snake hook and a bucket, the reptile wrangler dived headfirst into the battle for garage supremacy.
With each new snake he caught, the wrangler’s confidence grew. He played a game of cat-and-mouse with the clever rattlers, daring them to strike as he deftly gripped their writhing bodies. One by one, he deposited the snakes into his bucket, muttering under his breath about how grateful he was for the chance to show off his skills.
When all was said and done, the reptile wrangler had caught 20 rattlesnakes, each one more deadly than the last. The homeowner breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that the snakes would no longer be able to sneak up on him in the middle of the night.
But let’s be real – what kind of person keeps 20 rattlesnakes in their garage? Was this man secretly trying to start his own snake farm? Did he simply enjoy the thrill of living on the edge, knowing that at any moment, one of these slithering serpents could strike?
Regardless of his motivations, it’s clear that the reptile wrangler is a true hero, daring to go where most people would fear to tread. He may not have a cape or a catchy theme song, but his bravery is undeniable.
So next time you spot a snake in your garage, don’t panic – just give the reptile wrangler a call. After all, what could possibly go wrong?
