Sunflower Owners Beg Visitors to Keep Clothes On
In a surprising turn of events, the owners of a sunflower field in England are asking visitors to keep their clothes on and refrain from taking naked photos among the flowers. These owners, apparently unfamiliar with the power of Instagram, are hoping to preserve the family-friendly environment of their sunflower field.
While it may come as a shock to some, sunflowers are not actually the perfect backdrop for nude photos. In fact, it turns out that sunflowers are simply flowers and not an invitation to get naked in public. Who knew?
Despite this obvious fact, some visitors to the sunflower field have been getting a little too comfortable among the flowers. Day after day, the owners have been noticing visitors stripping down to their birthday suits in order to snap the perfect photo for their social media pages.
One owner, who wished to remain anonymous, stated, “I mean, we’re flattered and all, but we’re pretty sure our sunflowers are not the reason people are coming here to take off their clothes. Plus, some of these visitors should really reconsider their choice of outfit…or lack thereof.”
It’s important to note that the sunflower field is not a designated nudist area, despite what some visitors seem to believe. In fact, signage clearly states that clothing is required at all times. Unfortunately, it appears that these signs are being overlooked by those determined to get that perfect shot.
While the owners have been working hard to discourage this behavior, they are still concerned about the impact that naked photos could have on their business. In a society where something as mundane as avocado toast can generate thousands of likes on Instagram, the owners fear that if this trend continues, they’ll be overrun with nudists and will have to shut down the sunflower field entirely.
“We love our sunflower field and we love sharing it with visitors,” stated the owner. “But we also want to maintain a level of decency and respect for other people who want to enjoy the field as well.”
So, to all those planning a visit to the sunflower field: please, keep your clothes on. While the flowers may be beautiful, there are plenty of other locations that will better accommodate those who prefer to be in the buff.
In conclusion, it’s safe to say that the owners of the sunflower field are not happy about visitors trying to turn their field into a nudist colony. For now, they’re hoping that visitors will hold off on any further attempts at sunflower-inspired nudity and keep the focus on the flowers themselves. Here’s hoping that common sense, or at least a sense of decency, will prevail.
