Florida County Plans to Transform Old Ship into ‘Reef of Enormous Proportions’ – What Could Possibly Go Wrong? In a stunning display of both creativity and environmental stewardship, a historic, aging ocean liner has left the bustling shores of South Philadelphia, embarking on a journey to its ultimate fate as the world’s largest artificial reef
Breaking News: Sea Lion Disrupts Traffic – California Highway Patrol Declares a Marine Animal Emergency SAN FRANCISCO, CA – In an unprecedented turn of events, the California Highway Patrol (CHP) was called in to handle a situation of staggering importance: a juvenile sea lion decided to take a little stroll on a busy highway
Two Porky Pals Escape Holiday Fate Thanks to Mayor’s Noble Pardon In what can only be described as the most gripping twist of fate since the last season finale of your favorite drama series, two little piggies in Florida have been granted a miraculous stay of execution just in time for the holidays
Local Heroine Crushes Watermelons, Shatters Records, and Sets New Standards for Summer Fun In an impressive turn of events that surely makes the accomplishments of Olympic athletes pale in comparison, a Turkish woman has emerged victorious in the highly competitive realm of watermelon crushing—specifically, using her thighs
Venomous Snake Discovery in Grocery Store: Just Another Day in the Banana Republic! In a truly shocking turn of events that has residents of a small New Hampshire town grabbing their shopping lists and hastily re-evaluating their fruit choices, employees at a local grocery store made a jaw-dropping discovery: a venomous snake slithering its way out of a shipment of bananas
West Virginia Man Claims $100,000 Lottery Win Thanks to Flashy Mobile App, Probably Requires Therapy for ‘Mobile App Dependency’ In a groundbreaking revelation that surely shook the foundation of common sense, a West Virginia man has attributed his life-changing victory of $100,000 in the Powerball lottery to an advertisement promoting the state lottery’s new mobile app
Google Doodle Spoils 2024: Your Year in Review Before You’ve Even Lived It! In an astonishing turn of events, Friday’s Google Doodle treated us to a 4-minute video revealing the most searched topics for the year 2024, because who doesn’t want spoilers for the future? Move over, fortune tellers and tarot card readers; Google has officially taken over your niche with its all-knowing algorithmic mystique
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Florida County Plans to Transform Old Ship into ‘Reef of Enormous Proportions’ – What Could Possibly Go Wrong? In a stunning display of both creativity and environmental stewardship, a historic, aging ocean liner has left the bustling shores of South Philadelphia, embarking on a journey to its ultimate fate as the world’s largest artificial reef February 19, 2025
Breaking News: Sea Lion Disrupts Traffic – California Highway Patrol Declares a Marine Animal Emergency SAN FRANCISCO, CA – In an unprecedented turn of events, the California Highway Patrol (CHP) was called in to handle a situation of staggering importance: a juvenile sea lion decided to take a little stroll on a busy highway February 19, 2025
Two Porky Pals Escape Holiday Fate Thanks to Mayor’s Noble Pardon In what can only be described as the most gripping twist of fate since the last season finale of your favorite drama series, two little piggies in Florida have been granted a miraculous stay of execution just in time for the holidays February 18, 2025
Florida County Plans to Transform Old Ship into ‘Reef of Enormous Proportions’ – What Could Possibly Go Wrong? In a stunning display of both creativity and environmental stewardship, a historic, aging ocean liner has left the bustling shores of South Philadelphia, embarking on a journey to its ultimate fate as the world’s largest artificial reef February 19, 2025
Breaking News: Sea Lion Disrupts Traffic – California Highway Patrol Declares a Marine Animal Emergency SAN FRANCISCO, CA – In an unprecedented turn of events, the California Highway Patrol (CHP) was called in to handle a situation of staggering importance: a juvenile sea lion decided to take a little stroll on a busy highway February 19, 2025
Two Porky Pals Escape Holiday Fate Thanks to Mayor’s Noble Pardon In what can only be described as the most gripping twist of fate since the last season finale of your favorite drama series, two little piggies in Florida have been granted a miraculous stay of execution just in time for the holidays February 18, 2025
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Categories Recent News Florida County Plans to Transform Old Ship into ‘Reef of Enormous Proportions’ – What Could Possibly Go Wrong? In a stunning display of both creativity and environmental stewardship, a historic, aging ocean liner has left the bustling shores of South Philadelphia, embarking on a journey to its ultimate fate as the world’s largest artificial reef Posted on February 19, 2025 by Poor Dirt Richard
Categories Recent News Breaking News: Sea Lion Disrupts Traffic – California Highway Patrol Declares a Marine Animal Emergency SAN FRANCISCO, CA – In an unprecedented turn of events, the California Highway Patrol (CHP) was called in to handle a situation of staggering importance: a juvenile sea lion decided to take a little stroll on a busy highway Posted on February 19, 2025 by Poor Dirt Richard
Categories Recent News Two Porky Pals Escape Holiday Fate Thanks to Mayor’s Noble Pardon In what can only be described as the most gripping twist of fate since the last season finale of your favorite drama series, two little piggies in Florida have been granted a miraculous stay of execution just in time for the holidays Posted on February 18, 2025 by Poor Dirt Richard
Categories Recent News Local Heroine Crushes Watermelons, Shatters Records, and Sets New Standards for Summer Fun In an impressive turn of events that surely makes the accomplishments of Olympic athletes pale in comparison, a Turkish woman has emerged victorious in the highly competitive realm of watermelon crushing—specifically, using her thighs Posted on February 18, 2025 by Poor Dirt Richard
Categories Recent News Venomous Snake Discovery in Grocery Store: Just Another Day in the Banana Republic! In a truly shocking turn of events that has residents of a small New Hampshire town grabbing their shopping lists and hastily re-evaluating their fruit choices, employees at a local grocery store made a jaw-dropping discovery: a venomous snake slithering its way out of a shipment of bananas Posted on February 17, 2025 by Poor Dirt Richard
Categories Recent News West Virginia Man Claims $100,000 Lottery Win Thanks to Flashy Mobile App, Probably Requires Therapy for ‘Mobile App Dependency’ In a groundbreaking revelation that surely shook the foundation of common sense, a West Virginia man has attributed his life-changing victory of $100,000 in the Powerball lottery to an advertisement promoting the state lottery’s new mobile app Posted on February 17, 2025 by Poor Dirt Richard
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