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**Elvis Presley Impersonator Judge Decides to ‘Change the Tune,’ Retires Early** In an unexpected yet thoroughly unsurprising turn of events, a Missouri judge who preferred moonwalking to magistrating has agreed to end his judicial career earlier than anticipated
**Elvis Presley Impersonator Judge Decides to ‘Change the Tune,’ Retires Early** In an unexpected yet thoroughly unsurprising turn of events, a Missouri judge who preferred […]
**New Jersey Family Shocked to Discover Their Lost Cat Actually a Timeless Feline Legend** In a stunning twist that has left the world utterly stunned (or not), a New Jersey family recently unearthed their long-lost cat, Whiskers, who had been missing for a mere 10 years
**New Jersey Family Shocked to Discover Their Lost Cat Actually a Timeless Feline Legend** In a stunning twist that has left the world utterly stunned […]
**“Superman” #1 Sells for a Mere $9
**“Superman” #1 Sells for a Mere $9.12 Million, Because Who Really Needs a House Anyway?** In what can only be described as a shockingly modest […]
**Talk About a Cuddly Controversy: AI Teddy Bear Banished for Being Too Chatty** In a shocking display of modern innovation gone rogue, the AI-powered talking teddy bear, once hailed as the ultimate combination of childhood nostalgia and cutting-edge technology, has been unceremoniously pulled from store shelves
**Talk About a Cuddly Controversy: AI Teddy Bear Banished for Being Too Chatty** In a shocking display of modern innovation gone rogue, the AI-powered talking […]
**Local Genius Turns Rejected Lottery Ticket Into Million-Dollar Masterpiece** MIDLAND, MI — In what experts are calling a groundbreaking display of human ingenuity and keen observational skills, a Michigan man has redefined the very concept of “winner” by purchasing a scratch-off lottery ticket that someone else so graciously chose to abandon
**Local Genius Turns Rejected Lottery Ticket Into Million-Dollar Masterpiece** MIDLAND, MI — In what experts are calling a groundbreaking display of human ingenuity and keen […]
**Miracle of the Millennium: Family Reunites With Long-Lost Kitten After a Mere Decade Apart** In a truly earth-shattering turn of events, a New Jersey family recently experienced the kind of heartwarming reunion that most tabloids dream of publishing during slow news weeks
**Miracle of the Millennium: Family Reunites With Long-Lost Kitten After a Mere Decade Apart** In a truly earth-shattering turn of events, a New Jersey family […]
**Feline Fury Takes to the Skies: Cat Carcass Launches Spectacular Windshield Attack in Western North Carolina** WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA — In what experts
**Feline Fury Takes to the Skies: Cat Carcass Launches Spectacular Windshield Attack in Western North Carolina** WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA — In what experts