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**Maryland Man Ditches Genius Birthday Lottery Scheme, Suddenly Richer Than He Ever Dreamed** In a stunning display of grave strategic evolution, a Maryland man has finally abandoned his foolproof method of using family birthdays as lottery numbers — and, to everyone’s astonishment, it paid off handsomely

**Maryland Man Ditches Genius Birthday Lottery Scheme, Suddenly Richer Than He Ever Dreamed** In a stunning display of grave strategic evolution, a Maryland man has […]

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**Local Hero Pushes Boundaries—and Matches—To Set New World Record** In what can only be described as a groundbreaking achievement (pun absolutely intended), a Swedish man has managed to secure his place in history by shoving a staggering 81 matches up his nose

**Local Hero Pushes Boundaries—and Matches—To Set New World Record** In what can only be described as a groundbreaking achievement (pun absolutely intended), a Swedish man […]

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**Highway Drama Unfolds as Ohio Cow Masterfully Evades Capture, Temporarily Halting Civilization** In what can only be described as the most critical event threatening the very fabric of Ohio’s daily commute, all lanes of the I-70 westbound were temporarily closed yesterday afternoon

**Highway Drama Unfolds as Ohio Cow Masterfully Evades Capture, Temporarily Halting Civilization** In what can only be described as the most critical event threatening the […]